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Wednesday, February 4, 2015

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE - MILITARY QUOTES IN ENGLISH


IF YOU BUILD AN ARMY OF 100 LIONS

AND THEIR LEADER IS A DOG,

IN ANY FIGHT,

THE LIONS WILL DIE LIKE A DOG.

BUT IF YOU BUILD AN ARMY OF 100 DOGS

AND THEIR LEADER IS A LION,

ALL DOGS WILL FIGHT LIKE A LION


-- NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

REAL LOVE - LOVE MESSAGES


REAL LOVE IS NOT BASED UPON ROMANCE,

CANDLE LIGHT DINNER AND

WALK ALONG BEACH.

INFACT, IT'S BASED ON CARE,

COMPROMISE, RESPECT

AND TRUST




SAVE AND PROTECT WOMEN ALWAYS AND FOREVER


A
DAUGHTER
IS
ONE 
OF 
THE
MOST
BEAUTIFUL
GIFT
THIS
WORLD
HAS
TO GIVE

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

THE BEST RESTAURANT



There were three restauraunts on the same block. 

One day one of them put up a sign which said

 "The Best Restaurant in the City."

The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said

 "The Best Restaurant in the World."

On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said

 "The Best Restaurant on this Block."

I AM A BUSY ENGINEER - JOKE IN ENGLISH



An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll become your girlfriend."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll become your wife."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket again, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog said, "What is the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. Why won`t you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don`t have time for a girlfriend or a wife, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

I WILL GIVE YOU BOTH OF THEM - JOKES IN ENGLISH




A guy says to his friend, 

"Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

The friend says, 

"If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

The first guy says,

 "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them."

Monday, February 2, 2015

I HAVE A LITTLE SHADOW - KIDS POEMS COLLECTION


I HAVE A LITTLE SHADOW
THAT GOES IN AND OUT WITH ME.
OUT IN THE SUN
WHENEVER I RUN.
TE USE OF HIM IS MORE
THAN I CAN SEE.
HE IS VERY, VERY LIKE ME.
WHENEVER I RUN,
IT RUNS.
WHENEVER I JUMP,
IT TOO JUMPS.
FROM THE HEELS UP TO THE HEAD
WHEN I JUMP INTO MY BED.
THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT HIM
IS THE WAY IT GROWS.
SOME TIMES SO TALL
AND SOMETIMES SO LITTLE.
BUT SURPRISE ALL.

THE MISER AND HIS GOLD - ENGLISH COMIC STORY FOR SCHOOL KIDS IN ENGLISH


ONCE THERE WAS A TERRIBLE MISER.

HE LOVED GOLD SO MUCH THAT HE SOLD EVERYTHING

HE OWNED AND CONVERTED THE MONEY INTO A BAR OF GOLD.

THE MISER HID THE BAR IN  HIS GARDEN.

TWICE A DAY, WHEN NO ONE WAS ABOUT,

THE MISER WENT INTO THE GARDEN 

AND LOOKED OVER HIS GOLD BAR.

ONE DAY, A THIEF HAPPENED TO SEE THE MISER'S DAILY ROUTINE.

THAT NIGHT, HE STOLE THE GOLD BAR.

WHEN THE MISER CAME AND SAW THE NEXT MORNING

HE WAS SURPRISED TO SEE THAT THE BAR WAS GONE.

THE MISER CRIED LOUDLY -

HELP HELP SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY GOLD.

ONE OF THE NEIGHBOURS CAME AND SAID -

WHY DO YOU CRY OVER GOLD THAT YOU MIGHT

NOT HAVE USED.

THE MISER THEN REALISED HIS MISTAKE.

I WILL TELL Y OU WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A GIRAFEE - KIDS POEMS


I WILL TELL Y OU WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A GIRAFEE
FIRST OF ALL, YOU ARE VERY CAREFUL ABOUT YOUR NECK.
SO YOU NEVER WALK THROUGH REVOLVING DOORS,
YOU DON'T EAT ICE CREAM
BECAUSE IT NEVER GETS
ALL THE WAY DOWN
IN TIME TO TASTE LIKE ANYTHING.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLIMB OVER FENCES,
YOU CAN EASILY REACH
OVER ANY OF THEM.

WITH THAT VERY LONG, LONG NECK
YOU CAN DO A LOT OF NICE PEEKING.

BUT IF IT'S VERY COLD
YOU MUST WEAR NINE OR TEN SCARVES.
DOES ANYBODY WANT TO BE A GIRAFEE !

- ARNOLD SPILKA

Sunday, February 1, 2015

FOR LETTING ME LOVE YOU


WHEN SHE SAID SHE LOVED A PERSON LIKE ME,
EVERYTHING BECAME WARM,
I NO LONGER FELT COLD, THANK YOU.
BECAUSE I HAD  YOU,
ITS WARMER FOR ME IN THIS WORLD,
THANK  YOU
FOR LETTING ME LOVE YOU.

ONE BEAUTIFUL HEART


ONE BEAUTIFUL HEART IS BETTER THAN
THOUSAND BEAUTIFUL FACES;
SO CHOOSE BETTER PEOPLE
HAVING BEAUTIFUL HEART RATHER THAN FACES

SWAMI VIVEKANANDA QUOTES IN ENGLISH


FILL THE BRAIN WITH HIGH THOUGHTS
HIGHEST IDEALS
PLACE THEM DAY AND NIGHT BEFORE YOU,
AND OUT OF THAT WILL COME
GREAT WORK

SWAMI VIVEKANANDA QUOTES

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